Chillin with my dude Rocco 💀 #gay #lesbian #dyke #lgbtq #queer #frenchie #bulldog #frenchbulldog #bullie #bud #animals #puppy #pup #dog #love #blonde #snapback #smile #cute
Fuck me on an old school chopper
Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship
"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.
Female bodies must always be:
- naturally beautiful (but hairless)
- sexually available (but not slutty)
- curvy (but not skinny, and certainly not fat)
- fertile (but not menstrual)…
So… good luck?
Brother used to smoke a ton but had to quit, he handed me a backpack and laughed.
Bodyyy shots I’m on bottom
Jesus the notes
Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri
flowers are bullshit
If this doesn’t show that fairies exist, I don’t know what else will
Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.
The first kiss is the last to be forgotten.
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair
so the last time i did the google game where you type in “asexuals are…” a nd wait for the auto complete thing it was “asexuals are selfish” and “asexuals aren’t real” and shit like that but i just did it again and
i’m crying i’m so happy
I approve of asexual coming for the iron throne. Seems like a good use of time and resources.
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.
Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.
this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.
He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.
things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
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